It's just not right!!! Seriously. It's Wrong.

Why do boys think they need to share their grossness with us? I know that girls can be gross too, but I really don’t think that girls came up with some of the things that boys tend to do, and think is SO funny. Case in point… My brother thinks it’s absolutely hilarious to (ok I was going to write pass gas here, but let’s be honest this post is all about boys, so I’m just going to lay it all out) fart in our dad’s or brother’s trucks, roll up the window and turn on the heater. Apparantly, this helps keep the ‘freshness’ of the smell for the next person who dares to turn on the heater/air conditioner/vent in the vehicle. GROSS!

But he’s not the only offender. I’ve heard other male friends joking with their buddies of how they’ve given their wives/girlfriends the ‘dutchoven’ treatment. This is when you fart under the covers in bed and the pull the covers over their head so that they have to smell it. Charming isn’t it? NOT!

As I said before, it’s not all on the boys. I work in an office building and there are many times where I’m in the bathroom, where there are people in the other stalls who have no idea what a courtesy flush is, and it leaves me wanting to help them out when they are in dire need (you know who I’m talking about). There are groaners, the conversationalists who talk about anyone and everyone while their on the pot, with their friend who’s in the next stall or waiting at the vanity.

But my alltime favorites are the cellphone users! Seriously, put down the phone! At least have the decency to text instead of talk. Nobody needs to know that you are going number 2. You can’t tell me that your conversation couldn’t wait a mere 2 minutes until you went to the bathroom. Now you might not mind doing your business and chatting on the phone, but others (like me) find it very uncomfortable. Have some class, wait until you are done going to the bathroom and have washed your hands until you start touching the phone that you put your mouth on/near to make your call. It may save you from having to explain to your doctor how you got ecoli, in the future.

There’s my rant for the day.. Hope everyone’s day is going better than mine.